Saturday, April 13, 2013

weeeE are never, ever, ever getting back together

I'm getting caught up on my COPS eps and just watched one in which the cops chased a dude who they suspected had meth.

The first thing that had me laughing was when the guy said to the officer, "Why would I lie to you?" and the officer said, "Because you lied to me last time." Damn. The truth can be such a bitch.

Then the dude was on the ground BAWLING (verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry attractive) and WHINING ala Nancy Kerrigan "why?! why do I have to be arrested?!" he yelled "I love you! Don't leave me!" to his gf. 

Word up, chicky poohs, the minute you see your bf on the ground throwing a toddler fit complete with fake tears in front of another man and begging you not to leave him....................RUN LIKE HELL. It's perfectly clear he has no self-respect.

The second thing I found extremely humorous was as the officers found the meth and were arresting him, he yells, "Wait for me, babe. You know I love you. I want to marry you!" Yeah, cuz it's a real bitch trying to bail yourself out of jail.

Sad to say, she said yes..............................................OY TO THE WORLD!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I am always amazed when seeing some loser being arrested for domestic battery. The bruised and beaten girlfriend/wife/whatever will say no, she never called cops on him before even though this is the 500th time this has happened. And why? "Because I looooooooove him." Well then, you know what, chicka, you deserve him.