Sunday, August 21, 2011

this is why you want always want to date a cop instead of a hoseroller;)

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, 'You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,
BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

From now on when I say BELL 1 I want you to strip naked.

When I say BELL 2 I want you to jump in bed.

And when I say BELL 3

We are going to make love all night.

The next night he came home from work and yelled
' BELL 1!'
The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

When he yelled 'BELL 2!', the wife jumped into bed.

When he yelled 'BELL 3!', they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled 'BELL 4!'

'What the hell is BELL 4?' asked the husband?

'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,'she replied, 'YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.'

1 comment:

Victoria said...

Glad my bedmate is a cop then ;)