I was driving home tonight and this guy pulled out behind me, and followed me for about a mile. I won't say he was "close" but if he had gotten any closer, he could have given me a colonoscopy....without a scope. All of a sudden he decides to floor it and pass me on a double line through a residential neighborhood.
Holly, my dependable Lab was in the backseat and I said, "Holly, where's a cop when you need one?" because yes, I say that stupid line, too, even though when other people say it, I always reply, "They're cops, not Jesus! They can't be everywhere at once."
The words no sooner crossed my lips when a four wheel drive coming in the opposite direction quickly pulled over to the side of the road and all of a sudden I started seeing flashing red and blue lights. I'm like, "YES!!" He not only passed on a double right in front of a cop, he was speeding to boot!
The guy was so had, he immediately pulled over to the side of the road while he waited for the cop to turn around. As I went past, he was pounding on his steering wheel screaming....